What of the loot?

Kenyan politics has always had a 9.8 rating for entertainment and thrills. The twists the turns, break-ups and make-ups, lies and promises, it is one long soap opera and it's only likely to get better.

Fret not Moi, rest easy. Your soul and Raila's are united forever, or as William Ruto put it, the Ndung'u report cannot be implemented because his name and that of Raila are also mentioned in the report.

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